Sewing Emery Bag

how much stuff do you keep in your handbag, i attach a list of my contents, can anyone improve on it?

diary, notebook, pen, address book, keys, cheque book purse and contents, little sewing kit which has needle thread, pins tape measure and scissors in it oh and safetypins, plasters, painkillers,mobile phone, mints, paper hankies, husbands spare nicotine chewing gum in case he runs out, nail kit ie those little nail clippers for if i rip a nail and an emery board, . wadge of receipts, occasionaly a bottle of water, spare carrier bag for shopping, handy wipes for if i take the grandchildren out and thats without looking, i am sure there is more at the bottom

I have my wallet, keys, a bunch of loose change at the bottom, a small calendar book, like 5 pens, chapstick, lip gloss, ibuprofen, phone, two packs of gum, tissues, an emery board or two, big wad of receipts also, some random lottery tickets, my prescription medication, coupon book, checkbook, some jewelry in one of the pockets, powder, small bottle of lotion, and maybe more. Dang, I never realized how much I tote around everyday